NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS FOR T-SHIRTS
(Two Kinds are Available)
One kind is very cheap.
One kind is not.



This one is the I-Make-It-In-My-Home-With-An-Iron Kind.
The Back has any cartoon you want on it (as long as it's mine).
It is $8.99. Trust me, that's zero profit for me (and probably you, too).
Like Henry Ford said, "You can have any color you want...as long as it's black."
To order click
HERE
and tell me what size, what cartoon, and what-not.
Now, if you want a nicer high-quality shirt that isn't bought at a craftmart
and ironed on by a sleep-dazed college student at 2am,
check out the link below.

    

Now, this stuff is just creepy. You can basically get
anything with my face plastered on it.
It may or may not drive you into hysterics.
The place that makes it controls the prices though and they're pretty steep,
but it looks like pretty high quality stuff (If you consider
a coffee mug with my face on it high quality).
Anyway, to visit the "highly unofficial" ZacharyParker.com Store click
HERE
Yeah, so if me and my iron aren't good enough for you,
you can go that route.